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Confused 1: I heard they found some porn material in Bin Laden’s hideout.

Confused 2: Yes, apparently a stash of them.

Confused 1: I see; so that’s how used to spend his time while his guys were fighting – Osama Bin Wankin’!

Confused 2: I don’t know about that. They said they couldn’t confirm if the material was for him.

Confused 1: What do you mean they couldn’t confirm?

Confused 2: Well, it seems they just packed everything together, and lost where every material came from. They haven’t recorded it properly.

Confused 1: Oh God, who found them then, some amateurs around there?

Confused 2: No mate! They were the American Navy Seals. But it seems there were in a rush to finish the job.

Confused 1: Ah, could it be one of the Navy guys dropped his memory stick while catching Osama?

Confused 2: No, come on, they are the Navy Seals!

Confused 1: Well ok, but what’s the rush for? The man is dead.

Confused 2: Good point, I don’t know. Probably, they were rushing to bury him in the sea.

Confused 1: What? How can you ‘burry’ someone in the sea? You mean they just dumped him in the sea?

Confused 2: Yes, they dumped him but with ease.

Confused 1: You mean they took 2.3 seconds longer to dump him!

Confused 2: Probably. They said too that the porn material is extensive, and they are examining it now.

Confused 1: Ha, you mean the CIA and Navy guys are watching porn now?

Confused 2: Yes, because the material could have some encrypted or coded messages. You don’t know. Although I wasn’t really sure what ‘extensive’ meant. Was it for the coverage or size of the stash?

Confused 1: You started asking me now!? I think you will be able to tell from the time it takes them to ‘examine’ this stuff. Do you think the President Barack Obama is getting involved in the examination?

Confused 2: I am not sure; probably they will just brief him. He must have more important things to do.

Confused 1: I can’t believe we are talking about all this, and there is a possibility that the porn could be for someone else.

Confused 2: True, it could be for his young son for example, you know. Why you need to be watching porn, when you have three wives? He can still get a fourth one too, if he wanted.

Confused 1: I will tell what; this whole thing looks fishy, doesn’t it?

Confused 2: You are always too pessimistic and doubtful. I believe they killed him, but I am not sure about this porn and sea stories. Probably they kept his body to ‘examine’ it too!

Confused 1: Yes, true, especially if they want to ‘examine’ all the evidences. He could be really Osama Porn Laden!

Confused 2: Do you know the US Navy Seals lost a helicopter worth millions of dollars, they are the Sea Air and Land Teams but they didn’t have a tape to measure the body?

Confused 1: You know what, I really think these people were some amateurs, may be a trainee division or some division in the Pakistani commandos. They were lucky the guy didn’t bomb the whole thing as soon as they landed there. So why did they want to measure the body?

Confused 2: They wanted to check if they got the right man, so they tried to measure how tall he was by getting one of the officers to lie down close him.

Confused 1: You must be kidding. Is this how they checked him? I am sure they got him checked properly in some laboratory or morgue in the following days.

Confused 2: You see, that’s the problem. He is buried in the sea!