The security agreement will foster close relations between the armed forces of both countries while combating terrorist or comedian bombs. The sources confirmed that the two countries will specifically focus their efforts on underwear after their major known breakthroughs in this field.
The agreement is planned to overhaul all the current traditional security procedures including launching a recruitment campaign in Los Angeles in the adult industry to support fulfilling this agreement including all suspected SUPERmen.
It is been known to us as well that Lebanon will offer courses to the U.S. and have the upper hand in general in this agreement. This is because, apparently, its arrest of a stand-up comedian for showing his superman underwear during his show scored the highest ever in history on the measurements of triviality.
The agreement will be announced soon in the media during a bikini show attended by industry experts like Maya Diab and Haifa Wehbe. We will closely follow this story and report any news.
Our sources seemed baffled though as to whether the agreement will completely ban underwear aboard airplanes, or allow just “limited sizes”, as happened before with the case of banning liquids due to a failed terrorist plot.